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		<title>think of the children!</title>
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		<dc:creator>Texas Kelly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve had a love-hate relationship with Disney over the years. In my youth, they were the dependable old friend I could always count on for a laugh (or, barring that, entertainment) whenever life got me down. But as I&#8217;ve grown older, even the optimist in me can&#8217;t help but notice the outright hypocrisy and lack [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve had a love-hate relationship with Disney over the years. In my youth, they were the dependable old friend I could always count on for a laugh (or, barring that, entertainment) whenever life got me down. But as I&#8217;ve grown older, even the optimist in me can&#8217;t help but notice the outright hypocrisy and lack of concern for the needs of its own customer base that it&#8217;s fallen to in its attempt to squeeze as much blood money as it can out of the pockets of the besieged parents of America.</p>
<p>Case in point: I was walking back to work from lunch yesterday, and I walked past a theater that was advertising the new <em>High School Musical</em> movie that&#8217;s opening on Friday. Now, my complaint with this isn&#8217;t that this is the third movie in the series (meaning, usually, that they&#8217;ve gone back to the well one too many times) &#8211; considering that it&#8217;s the first to actually be shown in a theater, that could be excused if not condoned.</p>
<p>My problem? The theater was advertising a <strong>midnight screening </strong>(of the Thursday night -&gt; Friday morning variety) of the movie. We all know that the fanbase for this movie is the tween crowd, who on a Thursday morning should be in bed, <em>early</em>, to get ready for the tests that they&#8217;ll inevitably face at school the next morning. (At least during my school years, up until I reached high school, Friday was <span style="text-decoration: underline;">always</span> test day. It was a very clever mechanism the teachers included to ensure that we all attended instead of sleeping in with faked cases of stomach flu.) For Disney to tacitly &#8211; if not openly &#8211; encourage children to stay up late on a school night, and inevitably skip school the next day after getting home after 2:00 AM, just so their pockets can be filled with a little more money, strikes me as very disingenuous and unthoughtful as to what we should be trying to teach the youth of the country.</p>
<p>Either that, or I can blame AMC and their lot. It&#8217;s more fun to blame Disney though.</p>
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